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It occurs to me, in this season of saving daylight time and voting, that humanity could use a dose of #@&* genius. My loyal readers ...

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Shut the hell up for a second and hear me out.   I am totally willing to give myself and fellow parents props for all of our sacrifices;...

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Every human does this. You see dirty kids and think raised by wolves, no doubt about it. You see them at the grocery store. The ones wh...

I may have talked a lot of shit. Over the years. I am…whatever the term is for bigoted against people who drive minivans. I subs...

Life is a labor-intensive, expensive son-of-a-bitch. It only follows, then, that when one manages to acquire that sparkly sliver of time...