What sort of person are you? Your existence can be summarized and analyzed once and for all by taking this quiz! It makes perfect sense.
1. Which organization would you most like to join?
a) Cirque de Soleil
b) The Borg
c) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
2. Alcohol and peer pressure are most likely to induce you to:
a) Eat gum from the underside of the bar
b) Get the lyrics of “Danny Boy” tattooed on your back
c) Marry a drifter
3. You would rather visit:
b) Middle Earth
4. Which clouds are the cutest?
5. If you were going to catfish someone, you would pose as:
b) A black market art dealer
c) President Obama
6. What is the best thing about David Bowie?
a) His music
b) The Labyrinth
c) The fact that you can’t tell if he is a boy or a girl and you LIKE IT!
(okay, b and c are pretty much the same)