Friday, August 1, 2014

Personality Quiz

What sort of person are you? Your existence can be summarized and analyzed once and for all by taking this quiz! It makes perfect sense.

1.  Which organization would you most like to join? 

               a)      Cirque de Soleil
               b)      The Borg
               c)       The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

2.  Alcohol and peer pressure are most likely to induce you to:

              a)      Eat gum from the underside of the bar
              b)      Get the lyrics of “Danny Boy” tattooed on your back
              c)       Marry a drifter

3. You would rather visit:

              a)      Oz
              b)      Middle Earth
              c)       Narnia

4. Which clouds are the cutest? 
              a)      Cirrus
              b)      Cumulus
              c)       Stratus

5. If you were going to catfish someone, you would pose as:

              a)      Me
              b)      A black market art dealer
              c)       President Obama

6. What is the best thing about David Bowie?

              a)      His music
              b)      The Labyrinth
              c)       The fact that you can’t tell if he is a boy or a girl and you LIKE IT!
               (okay, b and c are pretty much the same)

Mostly A’s:

You will have no idea what to do with yourself once this hipster thing is over. Go crouch behind a food truck, stroke your handlebar mustache, and listen to Sun Kil Moon.  I loathe you.

Mostly B’s:

You are the worst kind of person. If people were places, you would be Flint, Michigan. Sit down. Make a list of the last five major life decisions you made. Then go back and do exactly the opposite.

Mostly C’s:

You have the class and subtlety of a set of trailer hitch testicles. Let’s be best friends.

Please Note: There is no actual correlation between the questions and, well, anything. It was just a thinly-veiled excuse to insult you. Although you should definitely let everyone know which one you were in the comments.

1 comment:

  1. I answered A/B/B/C/C/C.

    Quizzes are fun. I tried to make one once, but all the answers were just, "You are probably an asshole."